A Love of My Life
You are exquisite and your smell tantalizes me. I wish I could have you everyday but it is not possible. It is just not healthy. You have the power to kill me. The gods doth have a sense of humor in having created you. What makes you so special, that you are the center of attention? I see you, and my mouth waters. Your name starts with “B”, and you are beautiful, indeed. You… complete me. I taste you, and my brain overloads. Nothing on earth tastes like you. I want you in my life forever. I never want us to part ways, you are the perfect lover: you don’t fight back, you aren’t an over-emotional psycho, you always please me and take care of my needs. In fact, I am craving you right now. I want you, and when I get this way, there is no stopping me, I must have you…bacon. There is nothing like pork, except maybe beef. 
January 9th, 2010 at 9:20 pm
Ha, sum!
Good to see you read something other than about LLDM! I am not a popular site at all, I just have this blog because I like to write and it soothes me!
And, you have a strong will, I cannot say ‘no’ to bacon!
January 8th, 2010 at 2:59 pm
that’s funny Oscar I like bacon too but I try to keep it away from my diet. This sight is not so popular is it?
May 6th, 2009 at 4:26 pm
Sorry to hear about your divorce, buddy.
Maybe there is a chance of reconciliation in the future?
I love bacon but I am aware that we need to talk and maybe take a break from each other… it’s going to be hard.
May 6th, 2009 at 6:29 am
LOL! Wow Oscar, that’s quite an attraction you have.
I myself had to divorce bacon a few months ago. We just couldn’t resolve our problems. 
May 5th, 2009 at 8:34 pm
I really, really, really love bacon. Can you tell?!
May 5th, 2009 at 8:16 pm
That was the best laugh I’ve had all day! WOW.
I can’t even think of anything pithy to add to it. It was that good.