Drunk Spider-Man

I was driving around the city and, out of the blue, I was greeted by this sight. Spider-Man was apparently locked out of his apartment by Mary Jane Watson! Observing Spidey in such a state, I could only imagine that he was out drinking on the roof tops late at night and possibly having an affair with the Black Cat (Felicia Hardy). I felt sorry for the guy because it was pretty hot to be hung-over outside. I hope Spidey can get his act together and apologize to MJ… times are hard, even for superheroes!

Tags: Comics, Superheroes