The Qualities of a Gentleman

I’m here at the University of Houston’s Satellite Center, eating a Chick-fil-a, and I started thinking about the qualities of a gentleman. The other day, I stumbled upon a quote by Winston Churchill, “Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities… because it is the quality which guarantees all others.”
I really have to agree with Churchill. It takes courage to execute all other virtues. I made a list of nine traits a real man (or woman) should have:
Courage
Honesty
Integrity
Compassion
Kindness
Fortitude
Imagination
Loyalty
Assertiveness
A man must have the courage to defend his loved ones and to make sacrifices. A man must have honesty to earn people’s trust. A man must have integrity, consistency of actions and morals. A man must have compassion and feel the sorrows of others. A man must show kindness and help others in need. A man must have fortitude to withstand the harsh trials of life. A man must have imagination to achieve dreams no mortals ever dared to dream before. A man must have loyalty to his wife, family, and country. Finally, a man must be assertive- not let anyone walk all over him and to stand up for the ones who do not have the courage to defend themselves.
A man with these characteristics is the embodiment of a true gentleman. So, where do I stand? It would be very arrogant and egotistic of me to say I have all those virtues. All I can say is that I try to be the best I can, but I will always have flaws like anyone else. The only way you can tell is by knowing me I guess. There are other virtues one can think of, which virtues do you like in a person?
HBU vs. UH Main

HBU vs. UH Main
This semester has been much more enlightening than the last here at UH. I wasn’t entirely thrilled to leave HBU, but after some disappointments with certain people, the costs, and the implementation of the semester system from the quarter system, I found very few reasons to stay. HBU was a great stop for me, however. Academically, it was and is an awesome place. It is small, the classes are like high-school size, and the professors know your name! This intimate configuration of student to faculty is a blessing to most students anywhere. I once had a class of only 7 students! I couldn’t cheat! Lol. A public university will never beat that! Also, it is easier to make friends at HBU since you see the same people over and over. Heck, you even see the girl you fell in love with walking around with her new boyfriend. Oh, wait! That is a con! At UH, you meet someone and never see them ever again! I still have not run into that cute girl I met on the second day! There were several things I did not like at HBU. Many times, I felt like it was like a prison. There were a thousand rules you had to follow, like going to convo, OMG, how I hated that. Not only did I hate going, but when I went, most everyone was playing Nintendo DS, surfing the web on their laptops, or just doing homework! I was like, “what’s the point?”
I am glad I moved to UH. It is a totally different and more filled student experience, at least for me. Academically, HBU is still superior, but not as much as people think. Heck, this semester I am taking classes that are very challenging. For example, out of 130 students in my Cell Bio class, 30 failed the first test and 18 got a D! There were only 11 As! We are talking about seniors who are pursuing a bio degree! To make matters worse, the GPA-killing professor boasted that it was going to be the easiest test of the semester! Moving on, UH is huge… over 36,000 enrolled students, making it the third biggest university in Texas (only UT and A&M are bigger). You get to walk a lot, so you get your exercise! When you compare Moody Library with MD Anderson Library… well, there is no comparison, the library here is like 5-6 stories. UH is a research university, with much more money, so comparing both institutions is not fair. At UH, our Wellness Center is better than the best Bally’s Total Fitness I know! We have Chillis, 2 Chick-fil-A restaurants, Einstein Bros., Starbucks, Kim Son, Subway, Taco Bell, 2 Pizza Huts, Pita Express, and a bunch of other places to eat with friends without leaving campus! There is even a bar on campus to go have a beer after a test! I know HBU is a small Christian university, but as stated earlier, the biggest pros are that the classes are small and the friends you make are high quality (not all, but most). I think both universities are great, but I feel UH is more of a fit for me. Here, you can smoke in the parking lot or with your professor (not that I smoke much), and we have pretty good football team! I don’t have that much more before I finish here, though. My academic career has been so different compared to most students I know. I started at HCC Town & Country, transferred to HBU, and then transferred to UH Main! All for an undergraduate degree! Of course, there will always be an aura of prestige when one graduates from a private university, but I am a fond believer that it is in the student, not the institution. I feel more well-rounded by being at different schools, I can compare. You want to know the worst thing about UH? The parking. I kid you not, I spend more money in gas looking for a parking spot than driving to school! I spend up to 40 minutes looking for someone to leave so I can take their space. Finding a parking spot in UH is almost the equivalent of an orgasm.
On another note, all universities in America are run like any business, they all want money. They all want you to stay as long as you can to milk you for money. I find it ridiculous that we live in the most powerful country in the world and students have to pay tuition. Look at Germany, Norway, Sweden… they all provide free university education to their people. Why can’t we have that over here? Epic PHAIL

Song of -Tions

Annihilation, damnation and obliteration
are things which cause me consternation,
Hence, I feel sorry for the youth of the nation.
Humanity’s nature for self destruction
is clearly evident with each generation.
I dare say God made a pitiful creation.
What is the worth of one man’s determination?
Blood and stress and perspiration
and things such as mutilation
are things the Son of God endured with mild hesitation.
Obedient to the end, he assured our salvation.
A toast to the Son of Man, our Lord and admiration.
When will Jesus come is a good question,
everyone says soon- to be ready for our destination.
Repent and pray is all we can do as a preparation.
This world was great but sin killed its incantation.
Alas, poor Jesus, he didn’t deserve his elimination.
May Christ live on in each nation and unite all denominations.
A Day in the Life of Joe Republican

“A Day in the Life of Joe Republican”
Joe gets up at 6 a.m. and fills his coffeepot with water to prepare his morning coffee. The water is clean and good because a liberal fought for minimum water-quality standards. With his first swallow of coffee, he takes his daily medication. His medications are safe to take because a liberal fought to insure their safety and that they work as advertised.
All but $10 of his medications are paid for by his employer’s medical plan because liberal union workers fought their employers for paid medical insurance – now Joe gets it too. He prepares his morning breakfast, bacon and eggs. Joe’s bacon is safe to eat because a liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat packing industry. In the morning shower, Joe reaches for his shampoo. His bottle is properly labeled with each ingredient and its amount in the total contents because a liberal fought for his right to know what he was putting on his body and how much it contained. Joe dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air he breathes is clean because a liberal fought for laws to stop industries from polluting our air. He walks to the subway station for his government-subsidized ride to work. It saves him considerable money in parking and transportation fees because a liberal fought for affordable public transportation, which gives everyone the opportunity to be a contributor.
Joe begins his work day. He has a good job with excellent pay, medical benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because liberal union members fought and died for these working standards. Joe’s employer pays these standards because Joe’s employer doesn’t want his employees to call the union. If Joe is hurt on the job or becomes unemployed, he’ll get a worker compensation or unemployment check because a liberal didn’t think he should lose his home because of his temporary misfortune. Its noontime and Joe needs to make a bank deposit so he can pay some bills. Joe’s deposit is federally insured by the FSLIC because a liberal wanted to protect Joe’s money from unscrupulous bankers who ruined the banking system before the Great Depression.
Joe has to pay his Fannie Mae-underwritten mortgage and his below-market federal student loan because a liberal decided that Joe and the government would be better off if he was educated and earned more money over his lifetime. Joe is home from work. He plans to visit his father this evening at his farm home in the country. He gets in his car for the drive. His car is among the safest in the world because a liberal fought for car safety standards. He arrives at his boyhood home. His was the third generation to live in the house financed by Farmers’ Home Administration because bankers didn’t want to make rural loans. The house didn’t have electricity until some big-government liberal stuck his nose where it didn’t belong and demanded rural electrification.
He is happy to see his father, who is now retired. His father lives on Social Security and a union pension because a liberal made sure he could take care of himself so Joe wouldn’t have to. Joe gets back in his car for the ride home, and turns on a radio talk show. The radio host keeps saying that liberals are bad and conservatives are good. He doesn’t mention that the beloved Republicans have fought against every protection and benefit Joe enjoys throughout his day. Joe agrees: “We don’t need those big-government liberals ruining our lives! After all, I’m a self-made man who believes everyone should take care of themselves, just like I have.”
And finally, a quote by Senator Ted Kennedy while speaking to the New York Liberal Party in Sept 1960:
“What do our opponents mean when they apply to us the label ‘liberal’? If by ‘liberal’ they mean, as they want people to believe, someone who is soft in his policies abroad, who is against local government and who is unconcerned with the taxpayer’s dollar, then…we are not that kind of ‘liberal.’ But if by a ‘liberal’ they mean someone who looks ahead and not behind, someone who welcomes new ideas without rigid reactions, someone who cares about the welfare of the people–their health, their housing, their schools, their jobs, their civil rights and their civil liberties–someone who believes we can break through the stalemate and suspicions that grip us in our policies abroad, if that is what they mean by a ‘liberal’ then I’m proud to say I’m a liberal.”
The above is something an acquaintance of mine, Caleb Cadis, wrote on a Facebook link. I give him all the credit. Also, this article is not our intellectual property. All rights belong to the original author.
Studying Techniques

We all have our individual style of learning and memorizing things for exams. Personally, I do not think I have good study habits as I get distracted pretty easily and lose focus. Heck, I even fit the symptoms of attention deficit disorder (ADD), but refuse to believe I have it! When I first started college, I used to read entire chapters, but now I just glance at them and read the summaries. What I do pay attention to is the bolded terms and what is around them. I have a rather weird trait in that if my professors test me with multiple choice exams I “almost” always do well. When I read the A-B-C-D answers, the answer just “jumps” at me. Interestingly, I found that HBU pretty much denied me of this lucky ability, forcing me to memorize and really learn material to construct essays and write short answers. So far, it has been the only place in which the bulk of my tests were not multiple choice. I guess most private universities are like that, it does give you an edge. At first, I found it disconcerting, but later it became normal. As you know, learning material that is interesting is rather easy, the hard part is learning material that you really don’t like. For this, I came up with a rather simple way of learning that, while not fool-proof, you can beat memorizing short stories and poems learning half the amount.
For example, I took an advanced English class with Dr. Louis Markos, a brilliant professor of English at HBU, and for our final we had to memorize like 10 rather long poems. The class covered the romantic and Victorian English poets such as Percy Shelley, Samuel T. Coleridge, John Keats, and later Alfred, Lord Tennyson, Matthew Arnold, Thomas Hardy, etc. If you know me, then you know I love literature. Sadly, however, I found most of the poems in this class boring. When finals came around we had to know all the poems covered since mid-term and recognize the author and name of the poem, I panicked! How could I remember stuff that I really didn’t want to read? I came as to the answer after some brainstorming. Simply, take up the poem’s stanzas and just memorize every other line!
I took Thomas Hardy’s Channel Firing:
That night your great guns, unawares,
Shook all our coffins as we lay,
And broke the chancel window-squares,
We thought it was the Judgment-dayAnd sat upright. While drearisome
Arose the howl of wakened hounds:
The mouse let fall the altar-crumb,
The worms drew back into the mounds,The glebe cow drooled. Till God called, ‘No;
It’s gunnery practice out at sea
Just as before you went below;
The world is as it used to be:‘All nations striving strong to make
Red war yet redder. Mad as hatters
They do no more for Christés sake
Than you who are helpless in such matters.‘That this is not the judgment-hour
For some of them’s a blessed thing,
For if it were they’d have to scour
Hell’s floor for so much threatening….‘Ha, ha. It will be warmer when
I blow the trumpet (if indeed
I ever do; for you are men,
And rest eternal sorely need).’So down we lay again. ‘I wonder,
Will the world ever saner be,’
Said one, ‘than when He sent us under
In our indifferent century!’And many a skeleton shook his head.
‘Instead of preaching forty year,’
My neighbour Parson Thirdly said,
‘I wish I had stuck to pipes and beer.’Again the guns disturbed the hour,
Roaring their readiness to avenge,
As far inland as Stourton Tower,
And Camelot, and starlit Stonehenge.
Though I shouldn’t have, I transformed it to this:
That night your great guns, unawares,
And broke the chancel window-squares,And sat upright. While drearisome
The mouse let fall the altar-crumb,The glebe cow drooled. Till God called, ‘No;
Jut as before you went below;‘All nations striving strong to make
They do no more for Christés sake‘That this is not the judgment-hour
For if it were they’d have to scour‘Ha, ha. It will be warmer when
I ever do; for you are men,So down we lay again. ‘I wonder,
Said one, ‘than when He sent us underAnd many a skeleton shook his head.
My neighbour Parson Thirdly said,Again the guns disturbed the hour,
As far inland as Stourton Tower,
So, this is how I aced Dr. Markos’ final exam! Instead of memorizing ALL the material, I only memorized half of it! For all intents and purposes, the poem retains its identity and one can easily identify it as Channel Firing by Thomas Hardy! The English professor gave us excerpts of the poems and each excerpt had 4-6 lines, thus, my method allowed for at least 2- 3 lines to fall within the excerpt, more than enough to recognize the poem! Markos seemed impressed that someone wearing a Jack Skellington beanie was able to pull it off! Of course, this technique doesn’t work well with science or math classes, but for some English classes and other humanities… it should work just fine.