You are exquisite and your smell tantalizes me. I wish I could have you everyday but it is not possible. It is just not healthy. You have the power to kill me. The gods doth have a sense of humor in having created you. What makes you so special, that you are the center of attention? I see you, and my mouth waters. Your name starts with “B”, and you are beautiful, indeed. You… complete me. I taste you, and my brain overloads. Nothing on earth tastes like you. I want you in my life forever. I never want us to part ways, you are the perfect lover: you don’t fight back, you aren’t an over-emotional psycho, you always please me and take care of my needs. In fact, I am craving you right now. I want you, and when I get this way, there is no stopping me, I must have you…bacon. There is nothing like pork, except maybe beef.